The best Overwatch pick-up lines

As Valentine’s Day threatens to sneak up on gamers everywhere, love connections are at the forefront of most people’s minds. 

The best pick-up line is always a simple hello, but some fans might be looking for quips that are a little more relevant to their gameplay. Whether you’re looking to impress a possible duo partner or gently annoy your entire team, this comprehensive list of terrible Overwatch pick-up lines should do the trick.  

These lines are sorted by role and hero, so you can quickly look up the perfect groan-inducing pun to fit your team’s composition. Remember to be responsible and courteous with your use of pick-up lines. 

General Overwatch Pickup Lines

• I may not stay on the payload, but I’ll never leave you. 
• This relationship feels like an Assault map—it’ll never end. 
• I love you more than pros love King’s Row. 
• My Skill Rating might not be rising, but my heart rate is. 
• I love you so much, I’d spend an entire DPS queue talking to you. 

Overwatch Pickup Lines by Character 

Ana 

• You may not get my Nano Boost, but you can have my heart.
• The DPS aren’t the only things I’m taking aim at.
• Age before beauty—at least we know what we’re doing. 

Baptiste 

• I’ll put an Immortality Field down. You might faint when I show you my abs. 
• Let me amplify our love.

Brigitte 

• I guess I could give you a kiss to the face instead of a mace to the face.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ll be your shield if you’ll be mine too.
• You can rally to me any time you need.

Lúcio 

• I’m ready to amp this relationship up. 
• You’re sweeter than a bowl of Lúcio-Ohs.
• You make me want to dance!

Mercy 

• Need a rez? I see I’ve accidentally slain you with my beauty.
• I promise I won’t call the whambulance on you. 
• You’ve turned this Valkyrie into a Val-care-ie. 

Moira 

• Let us create some questionable science together.  
• You make my heart bounce wilder than a Damage Orb in a hallway.
• I’ll stick closer to you than one of my orbs.

Zenyatta 

• Embrace tranquility. Then embrace me. 
• Our relationship shows no signs of Discord. 
• You sweep me off my feet.

Ashe

• I’d ask B.O.B. to do something, but he’s already stolen my heart.
• You’re hotter than Dynamite. 
• I can always count on you and B.O.B.

Bastion

• [Series of beeps] You make my heart flutter like Ganymede’s wings.
• [Beeps shyly]

Cassidy

• Will you be my huckleberry? 
• You know what they say about savin’ horses… 
• You really get my spurs kickin’.

Doomfist 

• For you, I’ll say chivalry isn’t dead.
• Will you hold my hand? No, not the weaponized one. The other one.
• Our relationship is the only place I don’t want conflict.

Echo 

• No one can Duplicate our love. 
• My systems go into overdrive around you.
• You’re the only person I want to see more of.

Genji 

• The heart of a man still beats inside me. It belongs to you.
• Even the sharpest blade could not separate us.
• You balance my soul more than a steady blade.

Junkrat 

• You’re hotter than the Outback and twice as dangerous. I like that.  
• My hair might be on fire, but so is my heart.
• I’m not even gonna put a bomb in your box of chocolates.

Mei 

• You make my Ice Walls come crashing down.
• Sorry for the Blizzard. I just wanted to break the ice.
• I love you almost as much as I love snowball, and that’s saying something.

McCree

• I’ll be waiting for you at high noon.
• You’re playin’ Russian Roulette with my heart.

Pharah 

• Let’s take to the skies together. You aren’t afraid of heights, are you? 
• I’m glad our romance doesn’t need a boost.
• I’ve got you on my radar.

Hanzo

• I might not be Cupid, but I can still hit you with an arrow.
• My inner wolf howls for you and only you.
• You’re invited to my dojo anytime.

Reaper 

• I would probably kill you last. 
• Will you be mine, mine, mine?
• You’re what I’m looking at.

Soldier 

• Your heart? Target acquired. 
• I can run through your mind all day and my legs still won’t hurt.
• You don’t have to get off my lawn.

Sombra 

• I’d ask for your number, but I already have it. (via Reddit) 
• Take me to dinner with this money I… borrowed.
• I promise not to boop you off the map.

Symmetra 

• Want to go into the car wash with me? 
• Barriers mean nothing to us.
• You and I are in perfect harmony.

Torbjörn 

• I love you almost as much as I love turrets. Almost.
• I’ll never get tired of telling you that I’m Swedish.

Tracer 

• Are these moves making you dizzy or is it just me? 
• I’d Recall just to spend more time with you. 

Widowmaker 

• I always want to have you in my sights.
• [Sighs] No, I will not say “omelette du fromage” again.
• It may be hard to tell, but I’m blushing.
• Come and join me in my web.

D.Va  

• I’d let you be my player two, even if you’re a noob. 
• I’ll put down my Defense Matrix for you.
• You’re cute! Love, D.Va

Orisa 

• I do not have to fortify my heart around you. 
• Halt! Come closer to me and get a hug.

Reinhardt

• Will you be my sweethardt this year?  
• I’ll put on the Hasselhoff, you bring the wine.
• I’ll be sure to bring you honor and glory!

Roadhog 

• You’re bacon me nervous.  
• I’m so hooked on you.
• I’d take candy from a baby to give it to you.

Sigma 

• Gravity always pulls me back to you. 
• How do you feel about advanced astrophysics? Because you’re out of this world. 

Winston

• You’re the peanut butter to my monkey. 
• I never mind hanging around with you.
• I might be the scientist, but you and I have got chemistry.

Wrecking Ball 

• [Chirping] He says you’re hot. 

Zarya 

• I can deadlift you. I hope you’re into that. 
• Our love is stronger than my Graviton Surge.
• I want to hug you like big, fuzzy Siberian bear!