Keeping those fake humans out is one thing, but finding the mysterious achievements in No, I’m not a Human is a whole other reason to keep playing. Locating all achievements in one playthrough isn’t feasible because you need specific guests to arrive (and survive) before FEMA takes them away. With achievement and Visitor hunting on the agenda, there’s more than enough to keep you coming back to the No, I’m not a Human demo.
Here is how to unlock all No, I’m not a Human achievements in the Steam Next Fest demo. These will likely change or be expanded upon in the full release this Fall, 2025. This version introduces a lot of mystery and new lore compared to the Anthology, featuring new television broadcasts and an interactive radio to tune into the outside world.
No, I’m not a Human achievements guide
Nothing about No, I’m not a Human is obvious. This mysterious world fuels paranoia, where it’s appropriate to ask whether there really are aliens that look like us bursting from the Earth’s soil, or if this is all just an extreme case of mass hysteria resulting from the Sun’s rising temperature. The world is cryptic, and so too are the achievements. Like with more indie horror, there are no steps laid out for you to take to unlock these cryptic messages. The only way to figure these out is by referring to the Steam achievements icons. But don’t worry. We’ve got you.
While there’s confusion surrounding the Frenemy achievement, I believe I’ve figured out a sure-fire way to unlock this puzzling achievement for yourself. So, here’s how to unlock all 26 No, I’m not a Human achievements.
| Achievement | Description | Unlock requirement |
|---|---|---|
| A.T. Field | Finding solitude. | Click on the poster opposite the Kitchen and Office doors in the hallway of the house. |
| Who You Gonna Call? | The phonelines are supposed to be back up by Fall. | Click on the phone opposite the front door at night. Interact with it twice if you don’t get the achievement the first time. |
| Transmission | How do you even use this thing?! | Interact with the radio next to the bedroom. |
| One Way Ticket | This will come in handy by Fall… might even save a life. | Let the burnt man in to get the FEMA slip. This might be a key item for the full release. |
| Harsh Compromise | We all gotta survive, brother. | Accept a EnerJeka off a guest (e.g., burnt man, beer guy, man in wheelchair, or angry man. |
| Better Think Twice | Double the guests, double the risks. Still, a life’s a life… | Let the twins in. |
| The Dead Shall Rise and Speak… | Definitely not the kind of future I expected. | Choose any passage in The Prophet’s book (start, middle, or end). |
| I’m Sorry, Little One… | That’s the only way I can repay for your kindness. | Let the little girl in (night four). |
| Over the Garden Wall | I’ll just watch the world burn. | Look out the three windows all five nights. |
| Family Dinner | No other way to survive. | Let everyone in. |
| The End? | The Sun is heating up the Earth. The ramifications of this will become clear by Fall. | Complete the demo. |
| Double Trouble | Two birds with one stone. | Successfully kill two Visitors in one day. |
| Pest Control | The Visitors aren’t the only nuisance around here. | Click on the cockroach inside the fridge. |
| The Usual Suspects | I shouldn’t let anyone in, but you gotta trust your neighbor. | Speak to the Neighbor at the start of the demo. |
| Fortune Teller | I sense an aura of toxicity coming from you… | Meet the Fortune Teller. |
| Breakfast of Champions | A beer is the best pick-me-up. | Drink a beer without testing any of your guests (drain your energy bar immediately). |
| Listena-a-ay… | You still don’t get why we’re here, do you? | Tell Super Imposter (topless man) you’re alone to let him in. This achievement can happen if your house is full of only Visitors too. |
| Know Your Enemy | I know what I am doing, and I’ll protect myself and the others. | Successfully send away Visitors at the door and invite only human guests inside. |
| No, I am not a murderer. | I don’t shoot people. | Don’t shoot anyone. |
| Bottoms Up | Alcohol is the only thing that keeps me going. | Drink more than four beer cans from the fridge over the course of the demo. Don’t drink multiple in one go as this won’t count towards the achievement. |
| Ready for Everything | With this, I’ll be fully prepared come Fall. | Complete the Feedback Form at the end of the demo. |
| Idiot Box | Just one more show to help me calm down. | Watch the news and entertainment on the television every day. |
| Frenemy | DON’T. TRUST. ANYONE. | Let a Visitor in and speak to them the next day. Then test and shoot them, successfully killing a Visitor. It’s easiest to unlock this by letting in either the amogus guy, fortune teller, or hunched woman. You must talk to them and choose the nicest options, then test them (which will use energy), and shoot them. This only works against a Visitor. |
| Isolation | The news just makes you depressed… | Don’t watch the television, listen to the radio, or look out the windows. |
| In the Safety of Your Own Home | I won’t let the same thing happen again. | Let hunched woman in (homeless guest) on night two. Keep speaking to her every day, and she’ll finally confess to being a Visitor. This won’t work if FEMA takes her away. |
| WHAT’S THAT SMELL?! | Someone puked there… | Let beer guy in (religious man who believes the Sun is burning sins) and keep speaking to him until the final day (night five). You need to meet him as early as night three and speak to him every day until he asks for a beer. Give him one where he’ll then throw it up. This won’t work if FEMA takes him away. |
Published: Jun 18, 2025 06:40 am