The best VALORANT pick-up lines

Anyone can send a love letter via DMs, drop someone’s favorite skin during the buy phase, or purchase a tier-three sub.

But if you really want to stand out and impress the person you’re playing with, then make use of this extensive list of VALORANT-themed pickup lines that will make sure your game is operating at a high level.

We’ve got lines for almost every situation, including all the maps, and most of the popular weapons. Of course, we’ve also got multiple lines for every single agent, based on abilities or even already existing in-game voice lines.

So, rather than spend the day (and the rest of your life) alone, go out and find yourself a lifetime duo partner. You’re welcome, or sorry in advance. And as a reminder, make sure that whoever you plan to use these on is comfortable with it.

Best pick-up lines in VALORANT by category

General

• Are we sure we’re on Haven? Because if you’re here, then I’m pretty sure this is heaven.
• Things are going really well between us. Interested in some Escalation?
• If we go in two different directions, my heart will Fracture.
• You’re more beautiful than Breeze.
• I’m Split between hugging you and kissing you.
• I picked Icebox so we’d have a reason to cuddle.
• I’d break down the Ascent doors just to see you.
• My heart will Fracture if you leave.
• …can you Bind me?
• You’re more beautiful than any Sunset.

Weapons

• I may prefer the Phantom, but don’t worry, I promise I won’t Ghost you.
• Bark for me, and I may drop you a Bulldog.
• I hope you don’t Judge me if I watch you from the corner.
• You’re like the Classic: priceless, reliable, and way too powerful when you’re moving.
• You send me into a Frenzy.
• Hey Shorty.
• Can I be your Guardian?

Agents

Astra

• Pulling you in for a hug and a kiss.
• You’ve got me seeing stars.
• No cosmic entity can divide us.
• “Take a breath now. Release the tension. Good? Let’s go!”

Breach

• Feeling an Aftershock is normal.
• I’ve been known to cause earthquakes.
• I’ll make you feel dizzy.
• “I hate waiting. Let’s do this!”

Brimstone

• You’re looking Incendiary today.
• You make my Stim Beacon active.
• This old dog has been learning plenty of new tricks.
• OPEN UP THOSE THIGHS.

Chamber

• Romance is my Trademark.
• I couldn’t possibly design a weapon deadlier than your gaze.
• Let’s go on a Rendezvous together.
• “If you die today, I will remember you forever. It has been an honor.”

Clove

• You can’t spell Clove without love.
• If I fell down, would you Pick-Me-Up?
• “Don’t get back up, sweetheart.”
• I don’t mean to Meddle, but are you single?

Cypher

• Did you steal my Trapwire? Because you’ve immobilized me.
• Information is my game, and I want to know everything about you.
• “Where should I put my camera?”
• “Ah, okay, this is good! I’ve got new gadgets to try out.”

Deadlock

• My Sonic Sensor can hear your heartbeat speeding up.
• I’ll save you from Annihilation.
• “My territory, my rules!”
• “A momentary win, let us make it permanent.”

Fade

• You’ve Seized my attention.
• “No matter where you hide, I will find you.”
• “Whatever happens, sakin, don’t panic. Trembling is bad for your aim.”
• “Nothing’s perfect, but that was perfection.”

Gekko

• You make me Dizzy.
• Thrash is great for restraining—I mean detaining.
• That’s my buddy.
• “Let’s reset. Deep breaths and all that.”

Iso

• Why don’t we go somewhere, just you and me? I know a place.
• You’re destabilizing my heartbeat.
• “No distractions.”
• Boba later? I’ll make a playlist for us.

Jett

• You look sharper than all of my knives.
• My brain Drifts when I look at you.
• Think you can keep up?
• “Looks like I was the stronger one.”

KAY/O

• I’m requesting a manual reset.
• Are your motor functions okay? I know humans get tired.
• I’m built for war, but I can clear some hard drive space for love.
• “I’m about to go full killer robot. You’ve been warned.”

Killjoy

• Don’t overthink it. You’re the one for me.
• I’ll turn off my Alarmbot so we can sleep in.
• You’ve got my heart locked down.
• “Good! One step closer to being back in pajamas.”

Neon

• I can’t keep myself from sprinting when you call.
• Think we can consume Energy without my abilities?
• My heart goes into High Gear when I see you.
•  “Look, I’m glad you’re here. There, I said it.”

Omen

• That’s not Paranoia, you’re just nervous to see me.
• You thought you were safe, but you are when you’re with me.
• I’d like to knit you something.
• Stealing sight and stealing your heart.

Phoenix

• Wow, you’ve got Hot Hands and hot everything else, too!
• Can I place my Run It Back here? That way, I’ll always come back to you.
• I’ll give it to you straight, no Curveball: you’re hot.

Raze

• You make my brain go boom.
• They should call you the Showstopper.
• Sorry for deploying my Boom Bot, I just couldn’t stop myself from chasing you.

Reyna

• I don’t mean to Leer, or do I?
• Your soul is too special for me to Devour.
• I can be your Empress, but only if I allow it.

Sage

• I don’t need to put any walls up when I’m around you.
• I wish I could put a Slow Orb on our time together.
• I don’t care where you are on the scoreboard, I’m resurrecting you whenever I get the chance.

Skye

• I think my dog likes you.
• Weird, my Guiding Light always points me to you.
• If I could, I’d make all my Seekers find just you.

Sova

• My heart gets a Shock Bolt when you walk into site.
• I was told you’re the best. That is why I’m here.
• My quiver is never full, but my heart is when I see you.

Viper

• I don’t need any poison to take your breath away.
• I wonder if this one will beg.
• Who to smother first?

Yoru

• Your beauty Blindsides me.
• My enemies get nervous when they hear my footsteps. So do I when I hear yours.
• I don’t want to rip through any reality I can share with you.