CLG: The Night’s Watch
These guys are too busy defending the realm from the Others (scrimming Koreans) to have any effect on the workings of the realm (win a single playoff game) Has a rich history of roster swaps
Monte Cristo: Lord Commander Mormont
It’s well known that Commander Mormont does nothing for the Night’s Watch. Nobody can honestly deny it.
Thoorin: Alliser Thorne
Follows Monte around being rude to people. Specializes in constructive criticism.
Seraph: Janos Slynt
A new guy who comes in and asks to carry (lead the Night’s Watch) even though he isn’t very good at it
Has good intentions but gets killed before he can really do anything.
Link: Sam Tarly
Always turns craven during the playoffs.
Doublelift: Jon Snow
Jon Snow joins the Night’s Watch since he doesn’t have a place in Winterfell. Doublelift joined the analyst desk since he doesn’t have a place at Worlds
It seems like Jon is telling Ghost what to do but we all know who the real carry is.
Kelby: Maester Aemon
I can’t be the only person who doesn’t know how old Kelby is.