When does Goat Simulator 3 release?

One of the best trailers released early on in 2022’s Summer Game Fest was for the upcoming chaos-generator Goat Simulator 3. The sequel to Goat Simulator (you read that correctly, there is apparently not going to be a Goat Simulator 2), the announcement trailer was a near shot-for-shot recreation of the infamous Dead Island 2 trailer.

With the ability to cause as much havoc as humanly (goat-ingly?) possible, Goat Simulator 3 looks set to fulfill everyone’s most chaotic desires—as a goat.

With jet packs, laser beams, and technology that looks like it can change people’s sizes, it’s safe to say that the newest Goat Simulator will up the ante for the game series. The description of the game on the Epic Games Store includes the following disclaimer from developer Coffee Stain: “Goat Simulator 3 is another completely stupid game. Will this game teach you how to become one with your local herd? Probably not. Learning about real goats with David Attenborough or something would absolutely be the smarter thing to do.”

For most players, there’s only one question that really needs to be answered: When does the game come out?

When does Goat Simulator 3 release?

Goat Simulator 3 will be released on Nov. 17, 2022. Players can now pre-udder—sorry—pre-order the game on Xbox, PlayStation, and the Epic Games Store. There’s also a pre-order trailer that accompanied the announcement from Coffee Stain. And while it’s technically safe for work, it feels like it shouldn’t be.

Again, udders, people. We’re talking udders.