Presenting NA LCS as Game of Thrones, Episode 4: The Night’s Watch

CLG: The Night’s Watch

These guys are too busy defending the realm from the Others (scrimming Koreans) to have any effect on the workings of the realm (win a single playoff game) Has a rich history of roster swaps

Monte Cristo: Lord Commander Mormont

It’s well known that Commander Mormont does nothing for the Night’s Watch. Nobody can honestly deny it.

Thoorin: Alliser Thorne             

Follows Monte around being rude to people. Specializes in constructive criticism.

Seraph: Janos Slynt

A new guy who comes in and asks to carry (lead the Night’s Watch) even though he isn’t very good at it

Dexter: Yoren

Has good intentions but gets killed before he can really do anything.

Link: Sam Tarly

Always turns craven during the playoffs.

Doublelift: Jon Snow

Jon Snow joins the Night’s Watch since he doesn’t have a place in Winterfell. Doublelift joined the analyst desk since he doesn’t have a place at Worlds

Aphromoo: Ghost           

It seems like Jon is telling Ghost what to do but we all know who the real carry is.

Kelby: Maester Aemon

I can’t be the only person who doesn’t know how old Kelby is.