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Today’s Lewdle Answer

Definitely not a word game for kids.

Jéssica Gubert

Published: Dec 20, 2022 12:00 am

Wordle is the web-based word-guessing game that brought word games back into the spotlight. While the original creation from Josh Wardle is still a main daily activity, it has also inspired a host of alternative versions, where words go from different languages to niche vocabulary.

**Today’s Lewdle answer — Dec. 20, 2022**

Lewdle No. 336 (Dec. 20, 2022): BEWBS
Definition: Alternative slang spelling of boobs. “LOL bewbs.”

Past Lewdle answers

Lewdle No. 335 (Dec. 19, 2022): BULGE
Definition: The male genitalia, particularly when large and/or engorged, as visible through clothing. “The guy sitting opposite me on the subway today was a manspreader, and his bulge was on full display. I’m going back to working from home.”
Lewdle No. 334 (Dec. 18, 2022): RIMBOW
Lewdle No. 333 (Dec. 17, 2022): CHONES
Lewdle No. 332 (Dec. 16, 2022): LOADS
Definition: Plural of load, an ejaculation of semen. “The loads you seen in porn movies these days aren’t what they used to be. I’m old enough to remember Peter ‘The Shotgun’ North – the loads that guy used to drop could put out a forest fire.”
Lewdle No. 331 (Dec. 15, 2022): SCREW
Definition: Informal term for having sex. “Looks like the wi-fi’s gonna be down for a while, wanna screw?”
Lewdle No. 330 (Dec. 14, 2022): TOSSER
Definition: (Chiefly British) Another form of “wanker”, derived from tossing off, or masturbating. Used less in a sexual context and more as a form of derision or abuse. “Did you see that interview with Donald Trump and Piers Morgan the other night? Hard to know which one is the biggest tosser.”
Lewdle No. 329 (Dec. 13, 2022): GOOSE
Definition: To pinch someone’s buttocks. “I tried to cheekily goose my wife at the party but accidentally got my mother-in-law instead. Now she’s sending me sexy texts. What do?”
Lewdle No. 328 (Dec. 12, 2022): SHAGS
Definition: Plural of shag, a British term for the act of fornication popularized worldwide by the Austin Powers films. “Do I make you horny baby? Would you like to shag me? Because I’ve got an absolutely massive thick veiny cock that I’d love to shove right up your sopping wet cunt. Oh behave!” — Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997).
Lewdle No. 327 (Dec. 11, 2022): RANDY
Lewdle No. 326 (Dec. 10, 2022): MILKER
Lewdle No. 325 (Dec. 9, 2022): SPANK
Definition: To slap someone’s buttocks with an open hand or flat object such as a paddle for the purpose of sexual gratification. e.g. “Spank me harder, professor, I’ve been a very naughty girl!”
Lewdle No. 324 (Dec. 8, 2022): CRANK
Lewdle No. 323 (Dec. 7, 2022): CLIMAX
Definition: Synonym for orgasm. “I was just about to climax when one of the actors in the Pornhub video I was watching started doing a sponsored ad read for Raid Shadow Legends right in the middle of a reverse cowgirl. Is nothing sacred any more?”
Lewdle No. 322 (Dec. 6, 2022): YIFFY
Lewdle No. 321 (Dec. 5, 2022): GAGGED
Definition: Past participle of gag, the pharyngeal reflex that may be triggered when deep-throating a penis during fellatio. “I’ve gagged on a few cocks in my time and I’m not ashamed to admit it.” – your mom, again.
Lewdle No. 320 (Dec. 4, 2022): BOOBS
Lewdle No. 319 (Dec. 3, 2022): AROUSE
Definition: To evoke or awaken sexual excitement. “If you really want to arouse me, spank my ass and call me a dirty bitch. Or just make me a tray of cinnamon rolls, I’m good with either.”
Lewdle No. 318 (Dec. 2, 2022): YONIC
Definition: Related to or shaped like the external female genitalia, from “yoni”, a symbol of worship associated with the Hindu goddess Shakti. “Have you seen that new Al Wakrah stadium they built for the World Cup in Qatar? It’s a bit, um… yonic.”
Lewdle No. 317 (Dec. 1, 2022): FISTED
Definition: Past participle of fist, the act of inserting one’s fingers, or indeed entire hand, into someone’s vagina or anus. “Sorry but I’m going to have to bail on that trip to the farmers market today, Brian fisted me last night without any lube so I’m just going to spend the day on the couch with Netflix and an ice pack.”
Lewdle No. 316 (Nov. 30, 2022): PRICK
Definition: Slang for penis, or a particularly contemptible person. “Mitch McConnell is a prick.
Lewdle No. 315 (Nov. 29, 2022): CUMWAD
Lewdle No. 314 (Nov. 28, 2022): SIMBA
Definition: The practice of ejaculating on one’s sexual partner, then smearing some of the cum across their forehead with one’s thumb while dramatically exclaiming “Simbaaaaa!” like Rafiki in The Lion King. “Simbaaaaa!”
Lewdle No. 313 (Nov. 27, 2022): BUGGER
Definition: (Chiefly British) A person who penetrates the anus of someone during sexual intercourse, or the act of doing so. “Sweetheart, I’ve had a hell of a day and need some stress relief so I’d really like you to bend me over the couch and bugger me senseless.”
Lewdle No. 312 (Nov. 26, 2022): NORKS
Lewdle No. 311 (Nov. 25, 2022): PUBES
Lewdle No. 310 (Nov. 24, 2022): PROBE
Definition: To insert a finger or object into an asshole for the purpose of sexual stimulation. “I was abducted by aliens who wanted to probe my ass. I told them the restraints would not be necessary.”
Lewdle No. 309 (Nov. 23, 2022): PERVY
Definition: Sexually perverted. “Have you tried Lewdle? It’s like the pervy version of Taylordle.”
Lewdle No. 308 (Nov. 22, 2022): TRIBS
Definition: Third person singular verb for tribadism, aka tribbing, a sexual act in which two participants stimulate each other’s vulvas by rubbing and/or grinding them together. “My new girlfriend and I don’t have too much in common but she tribs like a goddamn porn star so I’m not going anywhere.”
Lewdle No. 307 (Nov. 21, 2022): JELQS
Definition: Any of a number of penis-stroking exercises that employ a specific method that when performed regularly are believed by some to stimulate blood flow and naturally increase the size of the penis over a period of weeks or months. “I’ve been doing my jelqs every day for weeks now but there’s been no improvement, I’m starting to think the internet isn’t the best place to get penis-enlargement advice.”
Lewdle No. 306 (Nov. 20, 2022): MERKIN
Definition: A hairpiece designed for the pubic region, sometimes worn by actors in nude scenes, but also considered fashionable in certain trendy hipster circles. “Goddammit, I lost my merkin at Burning Man, do you how long it took me to knit together all those pubes?”
Lewdle No. 305 (Nov. 19, 2022): GONZO
Definition: A sub-genre of pornographic film that dispenses with story lines and characterization and instead gets straight to the fucking. Often typified by low production values. e.g. “That gonzo film I watched last night had such shaky camerawork I had a tough time busting a nut to it.”
Lewdle No. 304 (Nov. 18, 2022): CUMPT
Lewdle No. 303 (Nov. 17, 2022): GUSHER
Lewdle No. 302 (Nov. 16, 2022): SMANG
Definition: A combination of “smash” and “bang” – to deliver a particularly vigorous and satisfying sexual performance. “I’ll leave your body feeling like a rainforest/So let’s get it poppin’ tell me can you hang?/Now lemme smang it, baby/Smash it and bang” – Yung Humma
Lewdle No. 301 (Nov. 15, 2022): LUBED
Lewdle No. 300 (Nov. 14, 2022): GOBBLE
Lewdle No. 299 (Nov. 13, 2022): PENGUS
Lewdle No. 298 (Nov. 12, 2022): SHART
Lewdle No. 297 (Nov. 11, 2022): PRECUM
Definition: The clear fluid that oozes from the tip of a penis when sexually aroused. e.g. “That episode of The Great British Bake-Off was so sexy a little precum trickled out while I was watching!”
Lewdle No. 296 (Nov. 10, 2022): SEXILE
Definition: To temporarily banish a roommate from shared habitation in order to have privacy for sexual relations. “Dude, I’m going on a date tonight so if you come back to the dorm and there’s a sock hanging on the doorknob don’t come in — you’ve been sexiled.”
Lewdle No. 295 (Nov. 9, 2022): BOYTOY
Definition: A young man who is used by a typically older partner for casual, no-strings sex. “Now that my divorce is final I’m gonna find myself a nice little boytoy to eat out my asshole whenever I feel like it.”
Lewdle No. 294 (Nov. 8, 2022): LENGTH
Definition: Colloquial term for a penis, particularly a large one. “In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will no longer be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. Oh how I yearn, my dear sweet Elizabeth, to slip you a length.” — Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
Lewdle No. 293 (Nov. 7, 2022): MINGE
Definition: (Chiefly British) Vagina. “I’ve decided to name my minge, and I’ve narrowed the list down to three contenders. Contessa Von Pussyflaps, The Baroness, and Miranda. Which one do you like best?”
Lewdle No. 292 (Nov. 6, 2022): ZADDY
Lewdle No. 291 (Nov. 5, 2022): ASSES
Lewdle No. 290 (Nov. 4, 2022): COCKS
Definition: Plural of cock. “I love cocks! The bigger the better. As many as possible, in as many of my holes as possible. In my pussy, in my mouth, in my ass, I just can’t get enough!” – Your mom.
Lewdle No. 289 (Nov. 3, 2022): LEWDS
Definition: Soft-core erotic photographs that stop short of full nudity, most commonly taken as selfies for private use such as sexting or controlled distribution via sites like OnlyFans, etc. “I gave my phone to my grandma to show her the baby pictures but she swiped too far and totally saw some of my lewds. FML.”
Lewdle No. 288 (Nov. 2, 2022): GOOCH
Lewdle No. 287 (Nov. 1, 2022): GUMMY
Lewdle No. 286 (Oct. 31, 2022): SHTUP
Definition: To fornicate/fuck (Yiddish origin). “I know it’s probably a meshuga idea but I’m going to booty call my ex, it’s been ages since I had a good shtup.”
Lewdle No. 285 (Oct. 30, 2022): MOPED
Definition: Derogatory term for an unattractive person who is good in bed. “Don’t tell anyone I’m dating Trevor, he’s a total moped. Really fun to ride, but I wouldn’t want any of my friends to see me on him.”
Lewdle No. 284 (Oct. 29, 2022): FACIAL
Definition: A load of cum delivered onto someone’s face. “Oh yes, I love a nice facial. And by facial I don’t mean a beauty treatment, I mean a hot steaming load of cum all over my face because I’m such a filthy fucking slut.” – your mom, yet again!
Lewdle No. 283 (Oct. 28, 2022): MOIST
Definition: A word universally enjoyed by everyone, describing the wettish, sticky state of the genitalia caused by sexual arousal. “Watching Tottenham Hotspur batter Arsenal in the North London Derby made me positively moist with joy!” – Spurs fans Adele, Tom Holland, and Sir Kenneth Branagh, probably.
Lewdle No. 282 (Oct. 27, 2022): CAGING
Definition: The act of confining genitalia within a tight cage. Typically used within a BDSM act to ensure celibacy until otherwise allowed by another.
Lewdle No. 281 (Oct. 26, 2022): BREED
Definition: The act of having someone ejaculate inside of you without a condom or protection of any kind because you want them so badly you’ll have their children. “I sometimes lay in my hammock and daydream about having Michael Fassbender breed me.”
Lewdle No. 280 (Oct. 25, 2022): BUNDA
Definition: An ass that is both gigantic and round. “You see the incredible bunda on that lass? You could host a fucking wrestling match on that ring.”
Lewdle No. 279 (Oct. 24, 2022): ASSHAT
Definition: Typically a person with whom is such a fool you wish you could re-arrange their body so they would be wearing their ass as a hat.
Lewdle No. 278 (Oct. 23, 2022): SOUND
Lewdle No. 277 (Oct. 22, 2022): N/A
Lewdle No. 276 (Oct. 21, 2022): INCEST
Definition: The number one genre on PornHub, shocking only those that haven’t previously used the internet.
Lewdle No. 275 (Oct. 20, 2022): GOONER
Definition: A person that is hopelessly addiction to pornography but is at peace with that fact and lets it rule and ruin their lives.
Lewdle No. 274 (Oct. 19, 2022): FIGGED
Definition: Past participle of figging, the act of inserting a skinned piece of ginger root inside the human anus to achieve a burning sensation. “I’d rather be figged 1000 times than listen to Andrew Tate spout his misogynistic bullshit again.”
Lewdle No. 273 (Oct. 18, 2022): DUMPER
Definition: The absolute definitive and classiest method to refer to anyone’s ass. “Have you seen the dumper on my grandpa?”
Lewdle No. 272 (Oct. 17, 2022): CUMJAR
Definition: A jar that someone has come inside of a non-zero amount of times. “Did Alan show you his cumjar? I can’t believe a whole sentient society has grown inside of it over the last four years.”
Lewdle No. 271 (Oct. 16, 2022): BENWA
Lewdle No. 270 (Oct. 15, 2022): CHOKER
Lewdle No. 269 (Oct. 14, 2022): CANING
Lewdle No. 268 (Oct. 13, 2022): BEZOS
Definition: A villain that doesn’t care about anything other than themselves. Usually the most despicable person you have ever heard of. “I saw that guy literally steal candy from a baby, what an absolute bezos”
Lewdle No. 267 (Oct. 12, 2022): HUMMER
Lewdle No. 266 (Oct. 11, 2022): CLUSSY
Lewdle No. 265 (Oct. 10, 2022): BOOBA
Definition: A commonly used term in online communities of incel losers that are incapable of speaking to or respecting women.
Lewdle No. 264 (Oct. 9, 2022): BARSE
Definition: A compound word of balls and arse. “Did you hear that Ryan put honey all over his barse and was promptly attacked by a badger?”
Lewdle No. 263 (Oct. 8, 2022): ENEMA
Definition: Involves inserting liquid into the rectum with the aim of emptying the bowels. Often used by medical professionals for helping with exams, medications or treating medical conditions. Other times is used by cool people on a hot summer day to turn their ass into a sprinkler to entertain friends and family.
Lewdle No. 262 (Oct. 7, 2022): COOMER
Lewdle No. 261 (Oct. 6, 2022): ANALLY
Lewdle No. 260 (Oct. 5, 2022): AHOLE
Lewdle No. 259 (Oct. 4, 2022): HICKEY
Lewdle No. 258 (Oct. 3, 2022): HOOKUP
Lewdle No. 257 (Oct. 2, 2022): BRAIN
Lewdle No. 256 (Oct. 1, 2022): SCROG
Lewdle No. 255 (Sept. 30, 2022): SUGMA
Definition: Sugmadick. Gottem!
Lewdle No. 254 (Sept. 29, 2022): SEXTS
Lewdle No. 253 (Sept. 28, 2022): SUCKLE
Definition: The act of wrapping your lips around anything and sucking lightly and continuously.
Lewdle No. 252 (Sept. 27, 2022): CUMET
Definition: The name for an extremely speedy globule of semen flying through the air from an intense ejaculation.
Lewdle No. 251 (Sept. 26, 2022): BLUMPY
Definition: The act of giving a blowjob while the person receiving the blowjob is taking a shit. Yup. That’s real. That’s a real thing people have done, I guess. This fucking game. It’s ruined
Lewdle No. 250 (Sept. 25, 2022): SPLOSH
Lewdle No. 249 (Sept. 24, 2022): TENTED
Lewdle No. 248 (Sept. 23, 2022): PECKER
Definition: Slang for penis (chiefly U.S.) “I’d like to speak to the manager please, there’s a glory hole in the men’s room but when I shoved my pecker in it nothing happened. What kind of establishment are you running here?”
Lewdle No. 247 (Sept. 22, 2022): FEMDOM
Definition: Short for female dominatrix/domination, describing a woman who dominates a submissive partner in sexual role-play, or the act of domination itself. “Sorry I’m late, last night I went on a date with a woman who turned out to be a total femdom, so I was up all night with a ball gag in my mouth getting my ass cheeks worked over with a meat tenderizer. Anyway, let me show you both the house. It’s a charming mid-century modern that just came on the market, perfect for a young couple looking to start a family…”
Lewdle No. 246 (Sept. 21, 2022): HUSSY
Definition: Archaic derogatory term for a sexually brazen woman, or one who has many casual sexual relationships. “I caught her texting nude pics to my husband, I’m going to rip that dirty little hussy’s head off.”
Lewdle No. 245 (Sept. 20, 2022): NASTY
Definition: Particularly sexually depraved, kinky, lewd, etc. “Hey, remember Two Girls One Cup? That was some nasty shit.”
Lewdle No. 244 (Sept. 19, 2022): SQUIRT
Definition: When fluid is expelled from the vagina during orgasm. e.g. “Jenny squirted in my face while I was going down on her last night and honestly I ain’t even mad.”
Lewdle No. 243 (Sept. 18, 2022): SMEGMA
Lewdle No. 242 (Sept. 17, 2022): RAWDOG
Lewdle No. 241 (Sept. 16, 2022): BALLS
Definition: Testicles. “I shaved my balls and now they look like two Kinder eggs, I kind of dig it.”
Lewdle No. 240 (Sept. 15, 2022): COUGAR
Definition: An older woman with a ferocious sexual appetite for younger men. “I’m a little tired today, I hooked up with this total cougar at the club last night, she took me back to her place and tossed my salad.”
Lewdle No. 239 (Sept. 14, 2022): EDGING
Definition: The act of delaying orgasm and intensifying sexual gratification by pausing stimulation moments before climax, then resuming. “You people might want to step back, I’ve been edging for the past hour and a half and I’m about to go off like a fire hydrant.”
Lewdle No. 238 (Sept. 13, 2022): STIFFY
Definition: An erect penis. “I had a stiffy all the way through that new Oscar Isaac movie. I’m only human, after all.”
Lewdle No. 237 (Sept. 12, 2022): TEABAG
Definition: To lower one’s testicles into someone’s mouth, or drape the scrotum over their face, commonly in the form of an immature prank. Also widely known in the Halo online community as the act of repeatedly crouching over a vanquished opponent to simulate said prank. “If that motherfucker teabags me one more time I swear I’m going to rage-quit.”
Lewdle No. 236 (Sept. 11, 2022): JOBBY
Definition: Scottish slang for poop. “I was staggering back from the pub last night when I suddenly realized I had a massive jobby brewing. I was never going to make it home in time so I snuck into the alley behind the chip shop, pulled down mah troosers and opened the bomb bay doors.”
Lewdle No. 235 (Sept. 10, 2022): CRABS
Definition: Informal term for pubic lice, small parasites that attach to the hair and skin near the genitals, typically transmitted via sexual contact. “I’ve been itching down there ever since I hooked up with Daryl and now I’m starting to think he might have given me crabs, that dirty fuck.”
Lewdle No. 234 (Sept. 9, 2022): THICC
Definition: Sexily curvaceous. “Dude, your mom is thicc! What? Still not cool?”
Lewdle No. 233 (Sept. 8, 2022): FUCKED
Definition: Past participle of “fuck”, alternatively a more general term for something being in poor condition or an undesirable state of affairs. “I cannae give ye warp power just the now, captain, the engines are totally fucked!”
Lewdle No. 232 (Sept. 7, 2022): CHODE
Lewdle No. 231 (Sept. 6, 2022): PONUT
Lewdle No. 230 (Sept. 5, 2022): KANCHO
Lewdle No. 229 (Sept. 4, 2022): DOCKS
Lewdle No. 228 (Sept. 3, 2022): PEGGED
Definition: The state, typically as a man, of having been fucked in the ass by a person wearing a dildo. “My wife blindfolded me and said she was going to give me a sexy surprise for our anniversary, and then she fucking pegged me with a strap-on the size of a can of Pringles. God I love that woman.”
Lewdle No. 227 (Sept. 2, 2022): WANKER
Lewdle No. 226 (Sept. 1, 2022): PUSSY
Definition: Common slang for vagina. “Yes! Yes! Fuck my tight wet pussy harder with that big fat cock!” — Your mom last night.
Lewdle No. 225 (Aug. 31, 2022): DOGGY
Definition: A sexual position in which one partner typically bends over on their hands and knees while the other penetrates or otherwise stimulates them from behind. “This guy I hooked up with asked if I wanted to try doggy, but when I said yes he pissed on my floor then scratched at the door to go out. I think I’ll be deleting that dating app.”
Lewdle No. 224 (Aug. 30, 2022): BONED
Definition: Past participle of bone, aka fuck/screw/copulate etc. Like fucked, has a popular alternate non-sexual usage to describe a person or situation in deep trouble. “Well how can they be jamming us if they don’t know… if we’re coming? Break off the attack! The shield is still up! We are totally boned!” Lando Calrissian, Return of the Jedi, 1983
Lewdle No. 223 (Aug. 29, 2022): NARDS
Lewdle No. 222 (Aug. 28, 2022): KINKY
Lewdle No. 221 (Aug. 27, 2022): DICKS
Lewdle No. 220 (Aug. 26, 2022): SYBIAN
Lewdle No. 219 (Aug. 25, 2022): TOOBIN
Definition: The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call. Inspired by attorney and CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who gained notoriety by getting busted doing it. “I noticed Chad didn’t really seem all that engaged on the sales call, I think he might have been toobin.”
Lewdle No. 218 (Aug. 24, 2022): GAPED
Definition: Past participle of gape, to stretch out an anus by means of sexual penetration. “Oh yeah, that first date last night was fun. We saw a movie, tried out that new Ethiopian restaurant. Then he took me back to his place and gaped me.”
Lewdle No. 217 (Aug. 23, 2022): TAGNUT
Definition: Dried pieces of fecal matter adhering to the hairs around the asshole. Also known as klingons, dangleberries, coco pops, bum crumbs, winnits. “The As Seen On TV people rejected my patented tagnut remover, I swear those people don’t know a million-dollar idea when they see one.”
Lewdle No. 216 (Aug. 22, 2022): BUTTS
Definition: Plural of butt. “I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can’t deny that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung.” President Gerald R. Ford inaugural address, August 9, 1974
Lewdle No. 215 (Aug. 21, 2022): DICKS
Lewdle No. 214 (Aug. 20, 2022): MINGE
Lewdle No. 213 (Aug. 19, 2022): TRUMP
Lewdle No. 212 (Aug. 18, 2022): CUSSY
Definition: A term popular among a very specific subset of fans of Disney/Pixar’s Cars series of films, who posit that since there are male and female cars in that universe, they must have reproductive organs. Cussy = car pussy. “You’d better be sure and win that big race McQueen, or you’re never getting a whiff of this cussy again!” – Sally Carrera, Cars 4 (hopefully) (or not)
Lewdle No. 211 (Aug. 17, 2022): SKEET
Definition: To ejaculate. “Man shit if you can say skeet on the radio/you know what’s so dope about skeet/white people don’t know what it means yet/when they figure it out they’re gonna be like ‘my god what have we done’” – Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz
Lewdle No. 210 (Aug. 16, 2022): HINEY
Definition: Butt, backside, anus, bottom. “Before we go any further, I should let you know — if you put it in my hiney I’ll giggle and say “Oh, fudge!” like a Keebler elf. It freaks some people out so I like to give a warning ahead of time.”
Lewdle No. 209 (Aug. 15, 2022): TWERK
Definition: A sexually provocative dance centered around the energetic shaking of one’s booty. “I just found my grandma twerking on TikTok, if you need me I’ll be in the laundry room pouring bleach into my eyes.”
Lewdle No. 208 (Aug. 14, 2022): SCROTE
Definition: Short for scrotum, often used as a pejorative term for a useless or unworthy person. “I lent Cliff fifty bucks for his dog’s hernia operation, then it turns out he doesn’t even own a dog and he used it to buy an NFT of a monkey shaving its asshole, that stupid fucking scrote.”
Lewdle No. 207 (Aug. 13, 2022): SEMEN
Definition: The male reproductive fluid, containing spermatozoa in a liquid suspension. “I should probably clean all these semen stains off the wall before my date comes over.”
Lewdle No. 206 (Aug. 12, 2022): SHAFT
Definition: The main body of the penis along its length, particularly when erect. “Oh yeah, that’s right baby, run your tongue all the way up and down my shaft. Wow, you really know what you’re doing, don’t you?” – Me, with your mom last night.
Lewdle No. 205 (Aug. 11, 2022): RIMJOB
Definition: The sexual act of orally pleasuring someone’s asshole. Also known as rimming. e.g. “Thanks Adam! That was the best rimjob I’ve had since the 80s!”
Lewdle No. 204 (Aug. 10, 2022): CUMRAG
Definition: Any item that can be used to ejaculate into or clean up ejaculate after the fact, such as a paper towel, washcloth, etc. “Stuck without a cumrag to mop up your jizz because you didn’t plan ahead before rubbing one out? An athletic sock can do the job in a pinch.” — Good Housekeeping magazine, March 1957
Lewdle No. 203 (Aug. 9, 2022): GONAD
Definition: Slang for testicle. “An interesting fact about Hitler is that he only had one gonad.”
Lewdle No. 202 (Aug. 8, 2022): SPUNK
Definition: Slang for semen, or as a verb, the act of ejaculating such semen. “Have you ever tried tasting your own spunk? You know, just to see what it’s like? No? Oh, me neither.”
Lewdle No. 201 (Aug. 7, 2022): TAINT
Definition: The liminal space that exists between the genitalia and the asshole, so-called because it ain’t one thing or the other. “Dammit I’ve got an itchy taint, I wonder if I can scratch it without anyone on this Zoom call noticing. Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?”
Lewdle No. 200 (Aug. 6, 2022): FANNY
Definition: Chiely British slang term for vagina. Alternatively, in the US, slang for bottom, often resulting in awkward misunderstandings for transatlantic visitors. “I want you to spank my fanny, Nigel! Wait, what the fuck are you doing?”
Lewdle No. 199 (Aug. 5, 2022): CUNTS
Definition: Plural of “cunt”, particularly potent slang for vagina. “That porno we watched last night was insane, my mom said she’d never seen so many dripping wet cunts in one place.”
Lewdle No. 198 (Aug. 4, 2022): MILFS
Lewdle No. 197 (Aug. 3, 2022): BONER
Definition: Slang for an erect penis. “I get a boner every time I win a crown in Fall Guys, is that weird?”
Lewdle No. 196 (Aug. 2, 2022): BULGE
Definition: The male genitalia, particularly when large and/or engorged, as visible through clothing. “The guy sitting opposite me on the subway today was a manspreader, and his bulge was on full display. I’m going back to working from home.”
Lewdle No. 195 (Aug. 1, 2022): DADDY
Definition: An attractive older man, or one who assumes a dominant role during sexual role-play. “Spank me harder, daddy, I’ve been a very bad little girl!”
Lewdle No. 194 (July 31, 2022): BUSSY
Definition: “Boy pussy”, aka a man’s asshole. “My new boyfriend has a very nice bussy, all pink and fragrant, it reminds me of a budding rose. That I can stick my penis in.”
Lewdle No. 193 (July 30, 2022): SCREW
Definition: Informal term for having sex. “Looks like the wi-fi’s gonna be down for a while, wanna screw?”
Lewdle No. 192 (July 29, 2022): COOCH
Lewdle No. 191 (July 28, 2022): PORNO
Lewdle No. 190 (July 27, 2022): TITTY
Definition: A breast. “Niko, it’s your cousin Roman! Let’s go to the strip club! Titties titties titties!” Roman Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV, 2008
Lewdle No. 189 (July 26, 2022): QUIMS
Definition: Plural of quim, largely archaic British term for vagina. “Why, Lady Chessington! What a remarkably illustrious quim you have!” – someone in Bridgerton, probably.
Lewdle No. 188 (July 25, 2022): BOOBS
Definition: Breasts. “I like boobs.” – literally everyone
Lewdle No. 187 (July 24, 2022): BUSSY
Lewdle No. 186 (July 23, 2022): PRICK
Lewdle No. 185 (July 22, 2022): FELCH
Definition: The act of ejaculating inside someone’s asshole, then slurping the cum out. “Don’t knock felching until you’ve tried it, it’s the sexual equivalent of eating a lava cake. Except instead of molten chocolate it’s cum, and instead of cake it’s an asshole.”
Lewdle No. 184 (July 21, 2022): DILDO
Definition: An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. Alternatively, slang for a stupid or ridiculous person. “Wait, you invited Chad to the party? Nooo, that guy’s a total dildo!”
Lewdle No. 183 (July 20, 2022): PORNO
Definition: Short, colloquial term for pornography. “After a hard day at work there’s nothing better than a glass of Chardonnay and a good porno, preferably one involving lots of anal reaming and salad tossing.”
Lewdle No. 182 (July 19, 2022): HANDY
Definition: Slang for handjob. Which in turn is slang for manually stimulating a penis to ejaculation. e.g. “I didn’t have enough cash to tip the pizza guy so I gave him a handy instead.”
Lewdle No. 181 (July 18, 2022): CUMWAD
Lewdle No. 180 (July 17, 2022): MINGE
Lewdle No. 179 (July 16, 2022): CHODE
Lewdle No. 178 (July 15, 2022): BEWBS
Definition: Alternative slang spelling of boobs. “LOL bewbs.”
Lewdle No. 177 (July 14, 2022): COOZE
Definition: Slang for vagina. “The new XXL dildo I ordered finally arrived so I’ll be giving my cooze a good workout tonight.”
Lewdle No. 176 (July 13, 2022): DICKED
Definition: The state of having been sexually penetrated by a penis. “Sorry to keep you waiting, I got dicked real hard last night and I’m still a little sore this morning. Anyway, who ordered the French toast and who had the Mickey Mouse pancakes?”
Lewdle No. 175 (July 12, 2022): ECCHI
Definition: A sub-genre of Japanese anime and manga featuring erotic but not overtly pornography content. “I tried watching some ecchi but I guess I’ve watched too much hentai because I just can’t get hard unless graphic full penetration via demon tentacle is involved.”
Lewdle No. 174 (July 11, 2022): BLOWIE
Definition: Slang for blowjob. “What’s the strongest over-the-counter painkiller you have? I threw out my back trying to give myself a blowie.”
Lewdle No. 173 (July 10, 2022): SPURT
Definition: To expel semen from the penis during orgasm. “I was watching my favorite Angela White videos last night and I spurted so hard it freaked out the cat. He still licked it up though, the gross little fucker.”
Lewdle No. 172 (July 9, 2022): BONER
Lewdle No. 171 (July 8, 2022): CRANK
Lewdle No. 170 (July 7, 2022): JELQS
Definition: Any of a number of penis-stroking exercises that employ a specific method that when performed regularly are believed by some to stimulate blood flow and naturally increase the size of the penis over a period of weeks or months. “I’ve been doing my jelqs every day for weeks now but there’s been no improvement, I’m starting to think the internet isn’t the best place to get penis-enlargement advice.”
Lewdle No. 169 (July 6, 2022): EPEEN
Definition: A person’s ego as defined by their online presence and persona. “He might have a big epeen but in IRL he ain’t shit.”
Lewdle No. 168 (July 5, 2022): GLORP
Definition: A highly specific form of pornography in which naked genitalia are adorned with googly eyes for (we assume?) comedic and/or erotic effect. “Have you checked out r/glorp on reddit? On second thought, don’t.”
Lewdle No. 167 (July 4, 2022): GLANS
Definition: The rounded part forming the end of the penis or clitoris. “In an all-penis remake of Die Hard the villain would be called Glans Gruber.”
Lewdle No. 166 (July 3, 2022): CHONES
Lewdle No. 165 (July 2, 2022): NORKS
Lewdle No. 164 (July 1, 2022): BANGED
Lewdle No. 163 (June 30, 2022): GOOSE
Definition: To pinch someone’s buttocks. “I tried to cheekily goose my wife at the party but accidentally got my mother-in-law instead. Now she’s sending me sexy texts. What do?”
Lewdle No. 162 (June 29, 2022): SEXILE
Definition: To temporarily banish a roommate from shared habitation in order to have privacy for sexual relations. “Dude, I’m going on a date tonight so if you come back to the dorm and there’s a sock hanging on the doorknob don’t come in — you’ve been sexiled.”
Lewdle No. 161 (June 28, 2022): BOOFED
Definition: Past participle of boof, to participate in anal sex. “My husband told me he wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I boofed him with his own fleshlight. That should keep him quiet for a while.”
Lewdle No. 160 (June 27, 2022): BEMHO
Definition: Acronym – Basic Early Morning Hard On. Otherwise known as morning wood, a penis that is erect upon waking without need for stimulation or indeed explanation. “I woke up with a BEMHO this morning so I decided to rub one out before hopping in the shower.”
Lewdle No. 159 (June 26, 2022): BUSSY
Lewdle No. 158 (June 25, 2022): REAMED
Definition: Past participle of ream, the word given to a particularly punishing and sphincter-stretching form of anal penetration. “I totally reamed your mom last night.” – Me, to you.
Lewdle No. 157 (June 24, 2022): HOOHA
Definition: A vagina. “It’s been a while since my hooha’s seen any action, maybe I should booty call my ex.”
Lewdle No. 156 (June 23, 2022): CUCKED
Definition: Short for cuckolded — the state of having been sidelined by one’s romantic partner in favor of one who possesses greater sexual prowess. As a kink, the submissive partner, or cuckold, derives gratification by passively observing the sex taking place in front of them. “My night? Yeah it was pretty good, I got cucked. Sat on the sofa and watched while some bronzed stallion we met at the YMCA pounded my wife’s pussy into oblivion. What, too much info?”
Lewdle No. 155 (June 22, 2022): FAPPY
Definition: In the mood to masturbate. “Mom, dad, I’m feeling fappy so I’m going to my room and locking the door. I ask that you respect my privacy at this awesome time.”
Lewdle No. 154 (June 21, 2022): HIMBO
Definition: An attractive but unintelligent man. “My boyfriend is kind of a himbo, he thought the Northern Ireland Protocol was a new Matt Damon movie.”
Lewdle No. 153 (June 20, 2022): MILKER
Definition: A very large female breast, suitable for suckling either for pleasure or nourishment. “Bro, I can’t come over to your house to study any more, your mom’s enormous milkers keep distracting me.”
Lewdle No. 152 (June 19, 2022): FROMBE
Definition: An alternative name for doggy-style intercourse – literally a shortening of the term “from behind”. “My wife and I love frombe because we can both catch up on our Netflix show while we’re fucking.”
Lewdle No. 151 (June 18, 2022): CUMPT
Definition: Informal past tense of cum. “I cumpt when I saw Ryan Gosling as Ken in the Barbie movie.”
Lewdle No. 150 (June 17, 2022): RIMBOW
Definition: The act of stimulating the anus of one’s sexual partner by licking it in a semi-circular pattern, mimicking the arc of a rainbow. “I’m going to bend over and pucker my asshole and I want you to paint a nice little rimbow back and forth on it with your tongue.” Your mom, to me, last night.
Lewdle No. 149 (June 16, 2022): PENGUS
Definition: A penis so short that it does not hang lower than the scrotum. “Yeah, the break-up was pretty acrimonious, I’m just hoping she’s not so pissed with me that she goes around telling everyone I have a pengus. Wait, forget I said that.”
Lewdle No. 148 (June 15, 2022): SPAFF
Definition: (Chiefly British) To ejaculate. “I just about spaffed my pants when Maverick did the canyon run in two minutes and fifteen seconds.”
Lewdle No. 147 (June 14, 2022): PAYPIG
Definition: One who derives gratification by participating in a submissive relationship with a partner, typically a BDSM mistress, in which they consent to be financially dominated (known as findom). The sub provides the domme with money and gifts on demand, sometimes handing over total control of their assets. “Playing Diablo Immortal is kind of like being a paypig except instead of a hot dominatrix all your money goes to Bobby Kotick.”
Lewdle No. 146 (June 13, 2022): LUBED
Definition: The state of being lubricated to allow for frictionless sexual contact. “”I’m all lubed up and ready to fuck!” said Snape as an arch grin spread across his pallid face. “Bend over Professor Dumbledore, so I can slide my throbbing member between your wrinkled ass cheeks while you eat out Professor McGonagall’s soaking wet pussy.”” — excerpt from Adam’s tragically unpublished Harry Potter fan-fiction.
Lewdle No. 145 (June 12, 2022): ASSJOB
Definition: The act of using one’s lubed-up ass cheeks to stimulate a penis by grinding on it, without actual anal penetration. “Hey, I’m exhausted and not really in the mood for our usual Tuesday night anal reaming session so how about I just give you a nice assjob, you can jizz all over my back and we’ll get an early night? Oh shit sorry dad, that text was meant for someone else.”
Lewdle No. 144 (June 11, 2022): OPPAI
Definition: Colloquial Japanese term for breasts, analogous to “titties” in English. “That new eroge game I found on Steam last night had some serious oppai action.”
Lewdle No. 143 (June 10, 2022): FACIAL
Definition: A load of cum delivered onto someone’s face. “Oh yes, I love a nice facial. And by facial I don’t mean a beauty treatment, I mean a hot steaming load of cum all over my face because I’m such a filthy fucking slut.” – your mom, yet again!
Lewdle No. 142 (June 9, 2022): LIGMA
Definition: One of many such words used to bait people into a hilarious joke involving mah balls or deez nuts. “Hey, did you hear the news about ligma?” “No, what’s ligma?” “Ligma balls lololololol.”
Lewdle No. 141 (June 8, 2022): NYASH
Definition: Booty, particularly one of the thicc variety. “Damn bro, your momma got hella nyash, I’m gonna have to come over more often.”
Lewdle No. 140 (June 7, 2022): GILFS
Definition: Plural of GILF, Grandmother I’d Like to Fuck. “I think I’ve been watching too much GILF porn, I’ve taken up knitting and started eating liver and onions for dinner at five o’clock.”
Lewdle No. 139 (June 6, 2022): SMANG
Definition: A combination of “smash” and “bang” – to deliver a particularly vigorous and satisfying sexual performance. “I’ll leave your body feeling like a rainforest/So let’s get it poppin’ tell me can you hang?/Now lemme smang it, baby/Smash it and bang” – Yung Humma
Lewdle No. 138 (June 5, 2022): BOYTOY
Definition: A young man who is used by a typically older partner for casual, no-strings sex. “Now that my divorce is final I’m gonna find myself a nice little boytoy to eat out my asshole whenever I feel like it.”
Lewdle No. 137 (June 4, 2022): SHOWER
Definition: A penis that is already large when flaccid and does not increase much in overall size when erect. “I’m a shower, not a grower.”
Lewdle No. 136 (June 3, 2022): DIDDLE
Definition: To masturbate or manually stimulate the vulva, particularly when focusing on the clitoris. “My date canceled on me tonight so I’m just gonna stay home and diddle my skittle.”

Lewdle No. 135 (June 2, 2022): DOMME
Definition: Short for dominatrix, a woman who plays a dominant role in a BDSM sexual relationship. “Ugh, these quarterly sales reports have me so stressed out, I need to take my mind off of work. I wonder if my domme is free to batter my ball sack with a couple of table tennis paddles this weekend?”
Lewdle No. 134 (June 1, 2022): LENGTH
Definition: Colloquial term for a penis, particularly a large one. “In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will no longer be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. Oh how I yearn, my sweet and dear Elizabeth, to slip you a length.” — Mr. Darcy, Pride and Prejudice
Lewdle No. 133 (May 31, 2022): MENAGE
Definition: Shortened form of menage a trios — from the French, a threesome. “My wife asked if I was interested in a little menage with her and this guy she met at the gym. I thought menage was a type of soft cheese so I agreed and the next thing you know I’m getting fucked in the ass by a roided-out freak who’s also licking my wife’s taint. We’re doing it again next Tuesday.”
Lewdle No. 132 (May 30, 2022): SIMBA
Definition: The practice of ejaculating on one’s sexual partner, then smearing some of the cum across their forehead with one’s thumb while dramatically exclaiming “Simbaaaaa!” like Rafiki in The Lion King. “Simbaaaaa!”
Lewdle No. 131 (May 29, 2022): GROWER
Definition: A penis which may seem deceptively small while flaccid but which enlarges to an impressive size when erect. “I’m a grower, not a shower.”
Lewdle No. 130 (May 28, 2022): HENTAI
Definition: Pornography in the form of anime and manga. “A friend of mine got me into hentai a few years ago, now I’m deep down the rabbit hole and I can’t watch porn any more unless it has tentacles involved.”
Lewdle No. 129 (May 27, 2022): FLEDGE
Definition: The act of ejaculating into the asshole of one’s sexual partner, then slurping the cum out with a straw. Similar to felching. But with a straw. “Brittzey from twitch wanted a shout-out, so we figured fledge would be a good word to do it with.”
Lewdle No. 128 (May 26, 2022): AHEGAO
Definition: A style of exaggerated facial expression often used in Japanese manga, anime, and hentai, featuring such characteristics as crossed eyes, protruding tongue, and flushed cheeks to indicate sexual arousal or ecstasy. “I made an ahegao face when I found out Fall Guys was going free-to-play.”
Lewdle No. 127 (May 25, 2022): AROUSE
Definition: To evoke or awaken sexual excitement. “If you really want to arouse me, spank my ass and call me a dirty bitch. Or just make me a tray of cinnamon rolls, I’m good with either.”
Lewdle No. 126 (May 24, 2022): PERVY
Definition: Sexually perverted. “Have you tried Lewdle? It’s like the pervy version of Taylordle.”

Lewdle No. 125 (May 23, 2022): GIRTH
Definition: The thickness of a penis. “My penis has more girth than it does length, I refer to him as Colonel Otto Von Stubbington.”
Lewdle No. 124 (May 22, 2022): PROBE
Definition: To insert a finger or object into an asshole for the purpose of sexual stimulation. “I was abducted by aliens who wanted to probe my ass. I told them the restraints would not be necessary.”
Lewdle No. 123 (May 21, 2022): FRICK
Definition: A more socially acceptable substitute for “fuck”, suitable to use at weddings, funerals, bat mitzvahs, etc. “Frick! I forgot to save my game and now I have to do that whole fucking level over again.”
Lewdle No. 122 (May 20, 2022): YONIC
Definition: Relating to or shaped like the external female genitalia, from “yoni”, a symbol of worship associated with the Hindu goddess Shakti. “Have you seen that new Al Wakrah stadium they built for the World Cup in Qatar? It’s a bit, um… yonic.”
Lewdle No. 121 (May 19, 2022): TODGER
Definition: Penis (chiefly British). “I invested my life savings in cryptocurrency, which turned out to be the financial equivalent of setting fire to my todger.”
Lewdle No. 120 (May 18, 2022): FLAPS
Definition: Slang term for labia, the folds of skin surrounding the exterior of the vagina. “Trying to come up with a funny joke about the word flaps on a Friday afternoon when I could be doing real work makes me question the wisdom of inventing this stupid fucking game.” – Gary Whitta
Lewdle No. 119 (May 17, 2022): GUSHER
Definition: Someone who projectile squirts during sex, particularly during orgasm. “Oh God keep going, I’m close. And fair warning, I’m a gusher and about to go off like a fire extinguisher.”
Lewdle No. 118 (May 16, 2022): GAGGED
Definition: Past participle of gag, the pharyngeal reflex that may be triggered when deep-throating a penis during fellatio. “I’ve gagged on a few cocks in my time and I’m not ashamed to admit it.” – your mom, again.
Lewdle No. 117 (May 54, 2022): MOIST
Definition: A word universally enjoyed by everyone, describing the wettish, sticky state of the genitalia caused by sexual arousal. “Watching Tottenham Hotspur batter Arsenal in the North London Derby made me positively moist with joy!” – Spurs fans Adele, Tom Holland, and Sir Kenneth Branagh, probably.
Lewdle No. 116 (May 14, 2022): TITJOB
Definition: The act of manually stimulating a penis by enveloping it between a pair of breasts. “I was a bit bored last night so I tried to give myself a titjob using a couple of burger buns. I couldn’t really get anything going but it seemed a shame to waste the buns so I put them back in the bread bin. I’m sure my roommates won’t notice.”

Lewdle No. 115 (May 13, 2022): MOMMY
Definition: Common nomenclature for one who assumes a motherly persona during sex, typically providing gentle maternal love, care, and affection to their partner as part of sexual role play. “Yes mommy, I’ve been a very good boy today and I’d love to suck on your big ol’ titties.”
Lewdle No. 114 (May 12, 2022): CLITS
Definition: Plural of clit, short for clitoris. “Yeah, Brad likes to think of himself as a ladies’ man, but I happen to know that you can count the number of clits he has successfully located in his lifetime on the fingers of Captain Hook’s left hand.”
Lewdle No. 113 (May 11, 2022): MERKIN
Definition: A hairpiece designed for the pubic region, sometimes worn by actors in nude scenes, but also considered fashionable in certain trendy hipster circles. “Goddammit, I lost my merkin at Burning Man, do you how long it took me to knit together all those pubes?”
Lewdle No. 112 (May 10, 2022): THROB
Definition: A pulsating, swelling sensation in the genitalia caused by increased blood flow when sexually aroused. “I’m so excited for Issue #1 of Batman – Fortress, written by Lewdle co-creator Gary Whitta and in all good comics stores May 24 that my dick is positively throbbing with anticipation.”
Lewdle No. 111 (May 9, 2022): SMEGMA
Definition: The thick, white substance comprised of fatty oil secretions and dead skin cells that collects under the foreskin of the penis or in the folds of the vulva. “I need to jump in the shower before we go out, I haven’t had a chance to in a couple of days and there’s enough smegma down there to spread on a cracker.”
Lewdle No. 110 (May 8, 2022): ZADDY
Definition: A handsome, sexy, fashionable, typically older man. Think Harrison Ford, Idris Elba, that guy who used to play the most interesting man in the world in the Dos Equis commercials. “I don’t care what anyone says, Bobcat Goldthwait is a total zaddy. This is a hill I’m willing to die on.”
Lewdle No. 109 (May 7, 2022): FEMDOM
Definition: Short for female dominatrix/domination, describing a woman who dominates a submissive partner in sexual role-play, or the act of domination itself. “Sorry I’m late, last night I went on a date with a woman who turned out to be a total femdom, so I was up all night with a ball gag in my mouth getting my ass cheeks worked over with a meat tenderizer. Anyway, let me show you both the house. It’s a charming mid-century modern that just came on the market, perfect for a young couple looking to start a family…”
Lewdle No. 108 (May 6, 2022): CLUNGE
Definition: British slang for vagina. “Last night I found out my new boyfriend DVRs Tucker Carlson’s show every night. I told him that if he wants to watch that total fucking clunge he can forget about going anywhere near mine.”
Lewdle No. 107 (May 5, 2022): RANDY
Definition: The state of feeling sexually excited, horny. “I was feeling so randy last night that I tried to fuck a pie like the guy in that movie. Unfortunately the only one I had was a frozen Sara Lee that was even harder than my cock. It didn’t end well but I give myself A for effort.”
Lewdle No. 106 (May 4, 2022): PLUMS
Definition: Testicles. “Last night I had this dream where I was kicking Elon Musk repeatedly in the plums. I’ve never been so disappointed to wake up.”

Lewdle No. 105 (May 3, 2022): RAWDOG
Definition: Sexual intercourse without the use of a condom. “We were both feeling pretty horny last night but we were out of rubbers so we decided to rawdog it.”
Lewdle No. 104 (May 2, 2022): BONERS
Definition: Plural of boner, which incidentally was Lewdle’s first ever word! “I’ve had some inopportune boners in my time, but the one I got while delivering the eulogy at gram-gram’s funeral really takes the biscuit. To be fair, it was a pretty hot eulogy.”
Lewdle No. 103 (May 1, 2022): JOBBY
Definition: Scottish slang for poop. “I was staggering back from the pub last night when I suddenly realized I had a massive jobby brewing. I was never going to make it home in time so I snuck into the alley behind the chip shop, pulled down mah troosers and opened the bomb bay doors.”
Lewdle No. 102 (April 30, 2022): CLIMAX
Definition: Synonym for orgasm. “I was just about to climax when one of the actors in the Pornhub video I was watching started doing a sponsored ad read for Raid Shadow Legends right in the middle of a reverse cowgirl. Is nothing sacred any more?”
Lewdle No. 101 (April 29, 2022): NASTY
Definition: Particularly sexually depraved, kinky, lewd, etc. “Hey, remember Two Girls One Cup? That was some nasty shit.”
Lewdle No. 100 (April 28, 2022): STIFFY
Definition: An erect penis. “I had a stiffy all the way through that new Oscar Isaac movie. I’m only human, after all.”
Lewdle No. 99 (April 27, 2022): FISTED
Definition: Past participle of fist, the act of inserting one’s fingers, or indeed entire hand, into someone’s vagina or anus. “Sorry but I’m going to have to bail on that trip to the farmers market today, Brian fisted me last night without any lube so I’m just going to spend the day on the couch with Netflix and an ice pack.”
Lewdle No. 98 (April 26, 2022): SHAGS
Definition: Plural of shag, a British term for the act of fornication popularized worldwide by the Austin Powers films. “Do I make you horny baby? Would you like to shag me? Because I’ve got an absolutely massive thick veiny cock that I’d love to shove right up your sopping wet cunt. Oh behave!” — Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery (1997).”
Lewdle No. 97 (April 25, 2022): TOSSER
Definition: (Chiefly British) Another form of “wanker,” derived from tossing off, or masturbating. Used less in a sexual context and more as a form of derision or abuse. “Did you see that interview with Donald Trump and Piers Morgan the other night? Hard to know which one is the biggest tosser.”
Lewdle No. 96 (April 24, 2022): CHUBBY
Definition: A semi-erect penis. “My mother-in-law just came to visit and when she hugged me it kinda gave me a chubby, what do you think that means? Should I be concerned? Yes I know this is a Wendy’s drive-through. What, you can’t have an opinion?”
Lewdle No. 95 (April 23, 2022): DOCKS
Definition: Third-person singular verb for docking, an intimate act in which the participants put the heads of their cocks together and one is enveloped within the foreskin of the other. Not to be confused with space docking, which you absolutely should not look up. “When I first saw how perfectly my penis docks with yours, that’s when I knew we were meant to be together.”
Lewdle No. 94 (April 22, 2022): DOGGY
Definition: A sexual position in which one partner typically bends over on their hands and knees while the other penetrates or otherwise stimulates them from behind. “This guy I hooked up with asked if I wanted to try doggy, but when I said yes he pissed on my floor then scratched at the door to go out. I think I’ll be deleting that dating app.”
Lewdle No. 93 (April 21, 2022): BROJOB
Definition: A blowjob between two male friends, or bros, in which one bro fellates the other bro purely to help him out due to a case of blue balls, boredom, etc. “Dude, I haven’t been able to bust a nut since I sprained my wrist playing beer pong last week, would you mind giving me a brojob to help me out?”

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