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Best Call of Duty classes and loadouts to slay Christmas noobs

'Tis the season to farm noobs for XP.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

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It’s all about gift-giving, peace and harmony, love and compassion, and absolutely decimating players who recently were gifted the new Call of Duty title. Relentless, merciless, harrowing destruction on a level that they are never prepared for.

That’s right. It’s time to slay Christmas noobs and make them reconsider ever logging on to the game ever again. While skill-based matchmaking is a thing, you’re still bound to run into some new players while gaming over the holiday break. So you’re going to need some classes to maximize the K/D ratio increase you’re looking for.

Here’s the best loadouts and classes to absolutely demoralize new players in MW2.

Best loadouts and classes in MW2

MW2 M4 loadout and class

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  • Muzzle: FTAC Castle Comp
  • Barrel: Hightower 20″ Barrel
  • Optic: Cronen Mini Red Dot
  • Stock: Demo Fade Pro Stock
  • Rear Grip: XTEN Grip

Secondary: Preferred pistol
Tactical: Stun Grenade
Lethal: Semtex
Perk Package: Battle Hardened and Double Time, Fast Hands, Ghost
Field Upgrade: Trophy System

Arguably the best gun in the game, the M4 is a Swiss army knife weapon in MW2, allowing you to cut down new players with ease.

MW2 TAQ-56 loadout and class

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  • Muzzle: Komodo Heavy
  • Barrel: 14.5″ Tundra Pro Barrel
  • Underbarrel: FTAC Ripper 56
  • Ammunition: 5.56 High Velocity
  • Rear Grip: Demo Cleanshot Grip

Secondary: Preferred pistol
Tactical: Stun Grenade
Lethal: Semtex
Perk Package: Battle Hardened and Double Time, Fast Hands, Ghost
Field Upgrade: Dead Silence

The current pick for Call of Duty League pros is definitely good enough to mow down Christmas noobs.

MW2 Fennec 45 loadout and class

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  • Muzzle: Bruen Cubic Comp
  • Laser: VLK LZR 7MW
  • Stock: Fennec Bullfighter
  • Magazine: Fennec Mag 45
  • Rear Grip: Fennec Rubber Grip

Secondary: Preferred pistol or Combat Knife
Tactical: Stun Grenade
Lethal: Semtex
Perk Package: Battle Hardened and Double Time, Fast Hands, Ghost
Field Upgrade: Dead Silence and Battle Rage

The Fennec has a wildly quick fire rate, making it a perfect gun to slay noobs on maps like Shipment or Shoot House.

MW2 Vaznev-9K loadout and class

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  • Muzzle: Lockshot KT85
  • Laser: Schlager PEG Box IV
  • Stock: Markeev R7 Stock
  • Magazine: 45 Round Mag
  • Rear Grip: True-Tac Grip

Secondary: Preferred pistol
Tactical: Stun Grenade
Lethal: Semtex
Perk Package: Battle Hardened and Double Time, Fast Hands, Ghost
Field Upgrade: Battle Rage

This is a go-to submachine gun class in MW2. The Vaznev-9K takes some work to unlock, but it’s worth it.

MW2 TAQ-V loadout and class

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  • Muzzle: Sakin Tread-40
  • Barrel: 18′ Precision-6 Barrel
  • Underbarrel: FTAC Ripper 56
  • Magazine: 30 Round Mag
  • Rear Grip: FSS Combat Grip

Secondary: Preferred pistol or Combat Knife
Tactical: Stun Grenade
Lethal: Semtex
Perk Package: Battle Hardened and Double Time, Fast Hands, Ghost
Field Upgrade: Dead Silence and Battle Rage

The TAQ-V may seem like an odd choice, but try using this battle rifle out before writing it off. It’s basically an assault rifle in disguise.

MW2 sniper loadout and class

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  • Muzzle: FTAC Reaper
  • Barrel: 22″ OMX-456
  • Stock: FSS Merc Stock
  • Rear Grip: Cronen Cheetah Grip
  • Ammunition: .300 Mag High Velocity

Secondary: Preferred pistol, or SMG in an Overkill loadout
Tactical: Stun Grenade
Lethal: Semtex
Perk Package: Scavenger/Overkill and Double Time, Fast Hands, Quick Fix
Field Upgrade: Dead Silence and Munitions Box

This is an excellent, all-purpose sniper class in MW2. You can use this to dominate the noobs from a distance.


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