My dearest support,
How’s it going? I don’t know if you know me, but I’m your jungler. I have wanted to talk to you for a while, but I could not find the courage to do so. I feel that you don’t get told this enough, you’re amazing. You are truly, truly outrageously fantastic. You do things for us, the team, all the time and rarely get any credit for it. Here’s how I really feel about you.
Your itemization is phenomenal. You always know how to look your best and it simply dazzles me. No matter what you buy or wear, you’re a ten. You zip around the map in those sensual yellow boots that gleam in the sunlight. They make your legs look so radiant and send my heart into overdrive. No matter what the occasion, your style fits the bill. Even when you get caught out at one of those terrifying surprise parties, you’re a smashing hit.
You light up the map and my life. Even during an eclipse the mini-map keeps shining bright. You reveal any danger coming our way and act swiftly to make sure we are safe. You are never afraid to charge head into danger to save me in the jungle. Those wards you placed around the corner from red have saved my life more times than I can remember. I do not know how you can keep on doing it, even knowing it is your own death sentence.
How do you deal with that whining little brat down there? I know your laner has redeeming qualities, but I cannot always see them. Sometimes I just want to incinerate or flay them alive. I do not even have to hear much of the banter either. Your willpower must be rock solid to live like that. You would take a bullet for your laner or anyone else on the team. You seem so unbreakable and infallible.
I appreciate you and everything you do. You’re the light of my life and my salvation. In and off the rift you are the best thing that has happened to me and this team. You make my life so much better and insure the wellbeing of others, repeatedly. We always come first to you. You deserve the recognition you’ve earned. You do not need to steal a penta kill to secure my heart. I extend it out to you. Do you feel the same way?