Octopus Forwaded: Promotion Tournament
How are you doing? Fans of Press Liberty, so NOW you care about the importance of journalism in e-sports, pffft, Did you also comment on how Richard Lewis looked through the history of a redditor and pull a comment to argue with them?, but I am not here to tell you that you're a hypocrite, I'm here to give you predictions
Up first, while you write a post on reddit complaining about the mods(which will get shadow-deleted), we have Dignitas vs Fusion, In a surprise move, the entire Fusion squad suffer of chocking in the pregame, cept for Nien, in order to make this catastrophe less apparent, CLG's entire roster, aside from L1nk, who was too busy teaching Chris G how to play Hearthstone, with the classic clg move to send their jungle mid, In order to make up for when l1nk played Jungle.
Dig, surprisingly saw this coming, and in a move of genious they merge with the now disbanded CST, and Impaler and Sheep sub in.
It is a hard fought battle, as FSN pull out the classic clg splitpush comp, with xmithie playing sej mid, clg crush the early and mid game, but when xmithie misses a few sej ults dig pull back in the lead, but the combined powers of CST and Dig makes them go to baron, It is easily stolen by the slow from sejuani's ult.
However DIG changes junglers and wins the next 3 games, on the post game interview Doublelift claims that ''We lost on pick and ban'' adding ''Changes will be made''
After that, while you pm the mods about why they banned your content, WFX and TDK win, in a battle to see who has the most overrated korean, and the most circlejerked korean, but in a surprise move similar to the velocity swap for eg, Alex Ich comes in, and as proud tradition of the russian he gets 10 kills per game, unfortunately, WFX ban Vayne in all 5 games(yes, this garbage goes on for 5 games) so loiusGeeGee feeds all 5 games, TDK wins, in a post game interview Alex states: ''I haven't seen such a useless adc since I played with Genja'' loius of course overhears this and insults Alex, who responds with: ''Don't talk shit in all chat, retard''
And the Eu games.... Gia vs RG and Roc vs CWA? I'd rather predict the new top laners EL will bring than Predict this travesty