Waterboy or Phenomaman: Who to pick for the Z-Team in Dispatch episode 4

Episode four, titled “Restructure,” introduces one of the most pivotal moments in Dispatch. After the fallout from episode three, where you had to cut either Coupe or Sonar from the Z-Team, Robert faces a new challenge: deciding who to recruit to fill the vacant spot. The two options, Waterboy and Phenomaman, each bring unique strengths and complications that could significantly alter the team’s chemistry moving forward.

The recruitment process begins when Blonde Blazer briefs Robert on the situation, admitting that the options are limited for now but could be revisited later. She adds a bit of optimism, suggesting it might be time to bring in someone genuinely good-hearted, though both candidates come with personal issues. It perfectly captures Dispatch’s blend of workplace chaos, character-driven humor, and player-driven storytelling that keeps fans engaged week after week.

Here’s everything you need to know about choosing who to pick for the Z-Team between Phenomaman and Waterboy in Dispatch.

What happens if you pick Phenomaman in Dispatch?

Choosing Phenomaman introduces a completely different layer of emotional complexity to Dispatch. His history with Blonde Blazer adds an immediate sense of tension and familiarity, shifting the tone of the team dynamic. Robert doesn’t ignore the situation either, casually asking, “So, it won’t be weird with your ex-boyfriend hanging around?”

However, Robert’s reasoning for bringing Phenomaman back shows genuine concern rather than nostalgia. He admits, “I’m worried he has too much time to think right now,” to which Blazer agrees, noting that a distraction might help him recover from the fallout of his DTLA firing. Once recruited, Phenomaman’s return doesn’t go unnoticed.

He approaches Robert in his usual dramatic fashion, floating nearby and trying to make him more comfortable. Beneath the humor, there’s an undertone of vulnerability as Phenomaman expresses lingering affection for Blonde Blazer, sharing his experiences with Robert. It’s an absurd yet heartfelt exchange that highlights the game’s clever mix of humor, romance, and emotional storytelling.

What happens if you pick Waterboy in Dispatch?

Choosing Waterboy changes the tone of the recruitment decision in Dispatch, offering a lighter and more hopeful moment for the team. Robert explains his reasoning: “I think he deserves a shot, and he seems shockingly more stable than Phenomaman at the moment.”

Blonde Blazer agrees with his judgment, acknowledging that Waterboy seems capable and even suggesting she might have him “take care of this mess before he starts.” The exchange reinforces Robert’s leadership instincts while setting the stage for a more grounded addition to the roster.

Once Waterboy joins, his enthusiasm is contagious. He nervously thanks Robert, admitting, “Blonde… uh, Miss Blazer, she talked to me. Thanks for picking me. Man, I’m just really… just to join you.” When he struggles to find the right word, Robert jumps in with a smile and says, “Jazzed. The word is jazzed.”

Later, Chase reveals that Waterboy knows Robert’s secret identity as Mecha Man but promises to keep it to himself, describing him as someone who “really looks up to you.” It’s a subtle but meaningful detail that highlights Waterboy’s loyalty and sets him apart as a genuinely trustworthy recruit in a team full of unpredictable personalities.

Who to pick for the Z-Team in episode four

The recruitment decision in Dispatch episode four directly addresses the staffing gap caused by the tough choice you made in episode three. Blonde Blazer points out that the first dispatch shift struggles due to being “severely understaffed,” as either Malevola or Punch Up ends up leaving mid-shift, depending on which team member was previously removed. The absence creates noticeable tension in team dynamics and affects mission efficiency.

Once the recruit joins, things begin to stabilize. The second dispatch session runs smoother, with Blazer noting it’s “much easier now with the extra member and none of the team members leaving early.” Regardless of whether players choose Waterboy or Phenomaman, the team starts performing better, and operations feel more cohesive.

The real weight of the decision lies in its long-term impact. Choosing Waterboy brings steady energy and reliability, while selecting Phenomaman reintroduces unresolved emotional tension tied to Blazer’s past relationship. It’s a clear contrast between prioritizing professionalism and exploring deeper personal storylines.

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